It’s my birthday! I’m 36, an age that doesn’t matter.

This year I plan on:

* Accelerating the pace at which I am greying via a combination of stress and sleep deprivation
* Forgetting everything I can, mixing up my days of the week, general confusion (see: sleep deprivation)
* Discovering at least one new thing daily that I could do 10 years ago but can’t now (eating spicy foods, sleeping on the ground, etc)
* Making references to 15 year old memes to younger coworkers, having to explain them