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I am filled with beautiful translucent crystals, like a geode, and I post about horrible things

Hello my name is Glordon Registrare and I’m your neighborhood-elected Person of Grease. Please remember to keep me in mind for any jobs you have that require a certified grease stain or dirty handprints.

Hello my name is Chanlg Dumptress and I’m here to teach you about what happens to the human body during Mercury Poisoning

Star Wars 

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One of the formative moments of my childhood was in Sunday school when a person who had 'repented' has us kids smash his 'worldly' record collection. It was mostly hard metal and I remember feeling super guilty stomping this particular record because it had a badass dragon on the cover and I wanted to take the cover home with me but the pastor made me stomp it.

Also glad this room’s table clock started at 12:00 so I know exactly how many hours I’ve been on my bullshit

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Love that this room I’m using to isolate myself from my obligations is full of construction noises

Now in theaters, but only those old dirty ones across town with like 1 screen

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Pokémon and Rocky Horror and swears 

Fuckin’ Columbia-ass Owl Demon

Watch the film critics are calling “I want to eat at Taco Bell” and “I am far too weak for this”

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