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Star Wars 

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One of the formative moments of my childhood was in Sunday school when a person who had 'repented' has us kids smash his 'worldly' record collection. It was mostly hard metal and I remember feeling super guilty stomping this particular record because it had a badass dragon on the cover and I wanted to take the cover home with me but the pastor made me stomp it.

Also glad this room’s table clock started at 12:00 so I know exactly how many hours I’ve been on my bullshit

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Love that this room I’m using to isolate myself from my obligations is full of construction noises

Now in theaters, but only those old dirty ones across town with like 1 screen

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Pokémon and Rocky Horror and swears 

Fuckin’ Columbia-ass Owl Demon

Watch the film critics are calling “I want to eat at Taco Bell” and “I am far too weak for this”

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How is it that the last ~3 weeks of every year somehow manages to veer off into the surreal?

Can you imagine how hard it is to be a child today? There are 898 Pokémon now and you have to have them all memorized by the time you get into the day care that will coach you to get into Stanford.

Haha yeah I get to spend all night assembling everything my mom sent my kid via Amazon (did you get the constant stream of boxes over the last 90 days????) because now my wife is mad it’s Christmas and we have a pile of fucking boxes.

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