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Mental THRILLNESS 

Talking to a therapist to learn that nights aren’t supposed to be an unending series of nightmares punctuated with child and pet care resulting in dehydration (from the terror sweats) and exhaustion (because good sleep is a vanishingly precious commodity)

Also a lot of “well, that normal for me” followed by her horrified stare, that’s always a fun reaction

I will *squinting at notes* avoid horney online and *squinting again* not be angry

Music peaked with the song “Two Trucks” and if you disagree I’m sorry but I’m going to have to go along and respect that

crazy summer fever dream 

There was a rash of mass shootings throughout the world and it turns out all the guns were provided by America and then this mental illness took hold where people would give up and stop breathing and die so people figured out how to make improvised respirators with spare electronics to force each other to keep breathing

My number one tip to convince ladies to do sex on you is to drive a nice car

I am a product of heretofore unknown wild energies and curses

From the makers of office supplies: Office Supplements. They help your office get a boner.

Alc 

The distinction online between the content created by a drunk millennial and a sober boomer is so so small

I got some buns, they are holding my legs on my body, they’re great

The greatest interactive multimedia experience you’ve ever seen, now on a 3 CD-ROM collectors’ set

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