Show more

food 

Show thread

food 

completely invented additions to the Harry Potter universe 

Show thread

completely invented additions to the Harry Potter universe 

Show thread

I had a dream that added a bunch of extra locations and characters to the Harry Potter universe and *that’s* how you’re gonna play me, brain? Let’s go back to the calculus dreams, at least those made me smarter.

I’m 5’5” (apparently we’re all talking about how short we are)

Fediverse: we’re all pretty short

Just rewatched the Disney Atlantis cartoon and two thoughts:

1. This is just Laputa with a bunch of sexualized female characters.
2. Was this movie just released 2 years too early to have tons of shitty internet fan-drawn porn? I can totally see people making porn out of this. They did it to Steven Universe and that is beautiful and pure.

@jasonscheirer when I boosted this I boosted it on accident, which further emphasizes my thesis

Show thread

I’m getting progressively less careful/accurate in typing on my smartphone as the years go by and I don’t care as much as I think I should

no not at all 

food 

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m trying to delete it (making jerk off motion, eye roll, walking out of room) *distant voice* I’m still trying *even fainter* oh no how does this work

food 

The best part about eating fish 3 nights in a row is having to take the trash out IMMEDIATELY

🎵I don’t practice lotería, ain’t got no crystal arból🎵

> The Refresh Token grant type is used by clients to exchange a refresh token for an access token when the access token has expired.

Currently loving the hell out of everything I'm doing

Show more
Toot! A Jason Scheirer Instance

The social network of the future: No ads, no corporate surveillance, ethical design, and decentralization! Own your data with Mastodon!