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Calling a veal Milanese an oregano steak Katsu and flipping off the haters

Put a Glaceon in a gym before bed and came back to 𝓔𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓔 𝓢𝓠𝓤𝓐𝓓

I've got the afternoon to myself! Where should I go for lunch?

The rug peer onner has logged in, and wants to know where your rugs are for completely innocent reasons

On the one hand, kids are a lot of work. On the other hand, you can put a bucket on their heads and watch them walk into walls.

Be warned: Paul will try to buck you off like a bull when you jump off your bike and onto his back.

I don't want to do it, I want to live here forever. The goblins understand me. The goblins sustain me.

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I didn't accidentally tell anyone to "Have a Happy 9/11" so the day is a success.

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Toot! A Jason Scheirer Instance

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