Me, a fool: Certainly there are no consequences to three days of microwave burritos for every meal

Also me: *hideous projectile vomiting noises* How did this happen?

So @flowless2 is back but hasn’t talked much about balls lately so I’m here to tell you: I have balls, they are bad, they smell bad, they’re generally not a good thing and so balls are bad, and should all be thrown into the ocean

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@bogperson420 my quarter century year old half remembered time capsule of Linguistics has been essential in my thought leadership

I regret to inform you I am watching Star Trek Voyager 

I regret to inform you I am watching Star Trek Voyager 

@dankwraith I don’t go to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth (I respect the union)

drugs 

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drugs, mental illness, white privilege, ugh and probably so much more 

@jacethechicken starting a newer, better offshoot of mathematics where every constant is 3

@JohnBrownJr I learned that any stable piece of land goes from grassland to shrubland to forest and grain-growing agriculture (wheat/rice/etc) is literally inflicting sustained ecological disaster on a patch of earth

I regret to inform you I am watching Star Trek Voyager 

And you may find yourself
Pooping into your own cupped hands
And you may find yourself
Continuing to poop into your hands
And you may ask yourself
Why am I pooping into my own hands
And you may tell yourself
Oh god what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

@ave

Twitter: *overly detailed rant about the president by a NYT journalist*
Mastodon: I put my recycles up at the top of my garage

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