Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

A silver lining of the last 2 weeks of tech workers staying at home is that they weren’t in a room together riffing on each other’s increasingly bad ideas until they come up with an insufferably bad ‘practical joke’ press release dated April 1.

Rehoboam Chomsky

The Snap store has an arm64 build of Codium, so I have VS Code on my Pinebook Pro now.

My least favorite part about all of this is I can't kiss my UPS delivery person on the mouth anymore. It's strictly cheek kisses, and it's sad.

I think it’s genius that the guys two doors down opened a deep cleaning service for Uber vehicles out of their garage to make money during the shelter in place.

ON THE DONG

I'll kiss myself with the powers given to me by the witch with whom I have made a pact and I won't even need to give up any ribs

@Taweret 👏 👏

@chillallmen Talk about in-DEED

@ceejbot What do you think of the theorem that DevOps is just more people babysitting machines?

@SunSaint Bad's Frights -- HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Today I:

• Took my toothbrush out of the holder
• Rinsed it off
• Put it back in holder
• Realized what I did and took it out again
• Put toothpaste on it
• Started the motion of putting it back, caught myself
• Brushed my teeth
• Put it back in holder
• Took it back out
• Rinsed it off
• Got the toothpaste out
• Realized what I was doing and put the toothpaste away
• Rinsed the toothbrush again
• Put the toothbrush away

So yeah, you can say I’m doing great mentally.

@007 I like how the company is called Hung Ben like they’re in on the joke

I refuse to double check the spelling this is hilarious

@breakfastgolem you’ll just have to smash your #1 Dad mug

Girls born before 1993: as soon as you’re born you start dying
Girls born after 1993: as soon as charged phone hot chip lying

@lemememeringue never be horney for wuv

Watching the Star Wars movies in episode number order for the 3rd time to see if it makes sense to someone who has never watched them. Still not making sense.

Midichlorians are the powerhouse of the cell

@garfiald @LuigiEsq did flowless hand you the weird balls torch?

@yo champurrado, it’s chilly here, but yeah