Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
- Did we lock all the doors?
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- Did we win all the wars?
- ✔
- Did we wash in the creek? Brush our teeth? Go to pee?
- ✔✔✔
- Did we dress up like whores?
- I can't wait anymore
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I’ve successfully outlawed fun in six counties.
Joined Dec 2018
Jason Scheirer
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Happy Easter everyone. May your spirits rejoice. He is Risen.
Jason Scheirer
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Good morning!
I can't stop thinking about "Homecoming." I have listened to it in its entirety about 4 times and I have cried at least 6 times at various times in it.
This album/film deserves a book-length annotation and analysis of all the Easter eggs, samples, and callbacks, but until we have that...
I've started a playlist that will grow and be reordered as I go; it's inspired by a "Paul's Boutique - Paul's Boutique" playlist that similarly deconstructed that album:
https://open.spotify.com/user/alexdowson/playlist/26ZcJiZco8Y5hSbnP4EcUe?si=gggJpE0RSu2t7KZsNPcDRQ
I could see it coming all week and no amount of preventative self care could stop it.
For the next four to six days, I present to you HYPOMANIC JASON
So the next time you see a three year old speak fluent Mandarin and then say “fuck off” mid sentence know I did it
@bgcarlisle Pentagon but no Pentagoman, Capitol building but no Womanpitol, Watergate but no Menstrugate
Sat on a bus for 45 minutes this morning and got to teach a kid whose grandpa was asleep a few swear words
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Who’s gonna be the hype man at my funeral?
“I mean it’s technically a sub sub toot so I’ll piss on my piss and keep crying”
Staring into bathroom mirror, bottom off, shirt still on, crying into mirror “why can’t I stop pissing????”
Just warming up
I peed myself
Look, if you like this I will not bother subtooting anyone. I will piss myself.
Jason Scheirer
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assless chapstick
@pbandkate @pbandkate oh god Belle and Sebastian have hit hard times
@alex I voted for him
Jason Scheirer
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Is there a zine that's like, prepping but for collectivists? As in "when the 18-wheelers stop coming, here's what to do." How to grow food in soil you can't test, how to make abandoned buildings livable, how to maintain and create organization with your neighbors, food preservation, medicine, etc
Something you can stash in a drawer for just-in-case, to keep your neighbors alive in case of collapse. I'd definitely buy one
My wife works next to an ice cream sandwich factory so guess what we’re having for dinner
- Did we lock all the doors?
- ✔
- Did we win all the wars?
- ✔
- Did we wash in the creek? Brush our teeth? Go to pee?
- ✔✔✔
- Did we dress up like whores?
- I can't wait anymore
Admin
I’ve successfully outlawed fun in six counties.
Joined Dec 2018
