Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
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- Secrets?
- Yes, very deep and mysterious past
- Cool?
- Extremely
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Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
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Joined Dec 2018
Probably the best thing about hallucinating shadow people in an extended fever dream is having your lizard brain reveal to you every place it fears shadow people could infiltrate your house
As the token Indian household on the block we are obligated to go all out for Holi and Diwali every year
@Thunderbeans please use our windows to continue to put cubes into things
“How do you feel about NerdWallet going public?”
“Well, nobody I know actually bought their options”
@ljwrites OKCupid in 2009
Figured out how to do some interesting tricks using Porter-Duff blends. Someday I will be a real game programmer!
Imagine: crabs?
🎶Quit spraying glaze on my pots🎶
Manana, the Man-Banana
@truckfreak This is now biblical canon. A room full of poop and dirt washed off skeletons.
@truckfreak I think there’s a processing area since all the skeletons of the saved are gonna fly of the ground and be reanimated at the same time. The poop stays in the resurrection chamber.
Here’s my take: I’m against it
Sent a link to Two Trucks on the work Slack before noon, guess I'm already done for the day
Thinking back to my trip to Korea a few years ago and remembering my favorite person was this guy that stopped me on the street and with all of his 20-years-ago-high-school-English mustered the sentence "you...are...very...fat!" and I grabbed my stomach and laughed and he laughed and then we went our separate ways.
Ginger Ale
A ginger ale sounds good right now
Giant Satan hog
@robotcarsley @flowless2 @SeanAloysiusOBrien talk about “my eyes are bigger than my stomach”
@whiskeysailor I didn’t even notice their demise but RIP weird seat belts
- Pronouns
- he etc
- Secrets?
- Yes, very deep and mysterious past
- Cool?
- Extremely
Admin
Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
NOTE
Click to add note
Joined Dec 2018
