Probably the best thing about hallucinating shadow people in an extended fever dream is having your lizard brain reveal to you every place it fears shadow people could infiltrate your house

As the token Indian household on the block we are obligated to go all out for Holi and Diwali every year

“How do you feel about NerdWallet going public?”
“Well, nobody I know actually bought their options”

Figured out how to do some interesting tricks using Porter-Duff blends. Someday I will be a real game programmer!

@truckfreak This is now biblical canon. A room full of poop and dirt washed off skeletons.

@truckfreak I think there’s a processing area since all the skeletons of the saved are gonna fly of the ground and be reanimated at the same time. The poop stays in the resurrection chamber.

Sent a link to Two Trucks on the work Slack before noon, guess I'm already done for the day

Thinking back to my trip to Korea a few years ago and remembering my favorite person was this guy that stopped me on the street and with all of his 20-years-ago-high-school-English mustered the sentence "you...are...very...fat!" and I grabbed my stomach and laughed and he laughed and then we went our separate ways.

Ginger Ale 

A ginger ale sounds good right now

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