Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

@ben https://github.com/syuilo/misskey/blob/develop/README.md

@rufousboi usually when I report that shit it stops

@vantablack I was about to say “you did it!” until I read the domain name on your username

This is why conservatives fear socialism. They are concerned that large, pendulous breasts will wreck their backs.

Seeing all these toots about winding down for the weekend and waiting to finish cooking the baby dinner and put him to bed before I can have a vodka with sparkling lime water

@ItsJenNotGabby congratulations on your victory over the quiz bowel

@Pixley I do, but I am also a monster

@popstar I just want you to spend money

@nonetrix @nymph what its really like: *staring at a single conf file for 9 hours and sighing*

@popstar neon signs are only a few thousand dollars@have you considered getting one that says ‘queer’ and hiring someone to follow you around with it

@Dee thanks I hate this

@spineberg @lemoncarrots oh my gosh my dog would go nuts and I would have to hose them all down

@lemoncarrots @spineberg YYYYYY

@truckfreak slimer?

When “student loan forgiveness” scammers call you, keep in mind the amount you tell them you owe should be under $8 million dollars (based on my experience)

@ghostwife @chillallmen @dankwraith gotta feed the ninja turtles

@ItsJenNotGabby breakfast burger

@yo @nutt good thing it wasn’t recess time at that school

@nutt @yo don’t worry, he fucked the flower and is walking around with a “magic red dick” now