@vantablack I was about to say “you did it!” until I read the domain name on your username

This is why conservatives fear socialism. They are concerned that large, pendulous breasts will wreck their backs.

alc 

@nonetrix @nymph what its really like: *staring at a single conf file for 9 hours and sighing*

@popstar neon signs are only a few thousand dollars@have you considered getting one that says ‘queer’ and hiring someone to follow you around with it

press y to honk into the void 

When “student loan forgiveness” scammers call you, keep in mind the amount you tell them you owe should be under $8 million dollars (based on my experience)

@nutt @yo don’t worry, he fucked the flower and is walking around with a “magic red dick” now

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