Lord of Goblin World @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

@sir Oruchuban Ebichu where

TIL “All Souls’” isn’t a name for a church entirely attended by ghosts

@remulacfrommars ok dad

@Aleums I’m gonna sit in the corner and smoke my own and just yell and laugh

@tinytoydragon the bedstand

@aflightybroad @Aleums but enough talk, have at you

@aflightybroad @Aleums too late; already in the ground, R.I.P. free, skeleton war draftee and it’s someone other than my fault

@aflightybroad @Aleums I refuse to accept this truth

@aflightybroad @Aleums but by same guy before his band

@Aleums @aflightybroad @hyperlink *Mario 64 Death Noise*

@cute @hightithe K.K. Drowning

@JohnBrownJr why is nobody addressing the taint

@extinct @wintgenstein so everyone picking up garbage and nobody making it?

Thanks, Sigourney Weaver!

@popstar Diarrhea! Now you’re speaking my language!

@kevinwhipwrecked @breakfastgolem @hightithe every 3-6 months I have to explain the promotions/raises thing to people

At one point in everyone’s life they’ve got to grow up and do things themselves. The tortillas might get a little sad they’re losing their baby but they’ll get over it.

I really hope Trader Joe’s does something cancellable so I can call it Traitor Joe’s

Had another dream where I woke up angry.

I had won a contest to co-star in an amateur sketch comedy pilot that would take a week to film, but it was during finals week and I found out I’d have to re-take the current year of school after I accepted the contract.

The content of the script was head-smashingly stupid bro shit, and I was expected to use a funny voice and have a catch phrase. My stage name was “big gulp.”

So I argued with the producer during rehearsal that I should be allowed to punch up my lines, to which he balked and said the writers were artists. I then asked if I could be taken off cast and put into a writer’s room to fix this dog shit script. He said the time it would take to replace me and start rehearsals all over would put them so far behind schedule that they’d have to shutter production before finishing the pilot.

I was pissed that I’d have to go to another year of school to make up for doing this bullshit project that would obviously fail and I was helpless to fix.

@ItsJenNotGabby @hummingrain that is some very good lipsticking