Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

I talk about diarrhea a lot but that’s only because of my constant diarrhea

🎵I don't want a lot for Christmas🎵
🎵Just revenge on everyone🎵
🎵Hear them plead and cry for mercy🎵
🎵Make them pay for what they’ve done🎵
🎵I just want destruction reaped from what they sow🎵
🎵Powdered bones underfoot like snow🎵
🎵Make my wish come true🎵
🎵All I want for Christmas you’ll rue🎵

Calm your nuts, Roy, it’s just a loaf of bread

@remulacfrommars how to drive for an hour?

My brain is bad and the fact that I have to watch this dumb sketch several times a year is evidence of such: https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/hamm-and-buble/n12695

@j997922 you are a treasure

@Dayglochainsaw Jews are cheap and only buy C so the missing MYK ink they need for a full skin tone never get bought? Is that it?

@activationfxn @Dayglochainsaw it’s full of worms

@007 𝓑𝓐𝓛𝓛𝓢

Balls

The most appropriate name for this dude

@nymph F

@byttyrs thanks

@SuperGideon Just like, boxes and boxes of Ritz crackers. A pallet of crackers. A shipping container.

https://youtu.be/WchseC9aKTU for those of you not in the know

🎵Two trucks having sex🎵

Hell yes samTrans just keeps getting better. Free transfers! No more out of SF fee! As a transit aficionado this pleases me.

@SuplexWitch I’m dying to find out

@Thomas he’s a celebrity, but bored enough to care about your opinions

@Thomas I bet it’s @martinscorcese@imdb.com