Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
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- Secrets?
- Yes, very deep and mysterious past
- Cool?
- Extremely
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Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
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@proto congrations
@geesehoward oh my god you just said an “I’m an old person” thing and managed to make it older
@galaxybrain started out tolerant ended with professional grade cleaner
Vosotros as a service
@WoozleWuzzle gonna self medicate for another 11 months fuck it
@everyone I farted
@wandrew I mean there were a lot of them, it would have taken at least 6 spaceships.
I did not brace myself for the fact that getting my yearly dumpster from the county would be the unifying event for the block, welcome to old
@geesehoward @georgespolitzer it is Sunday my dudes
@laurie if you hack the rom you become a corporation
Holy fuck, this is the best excuse to never visit my in-laws: “I can’t fly to Texas, I deleted a comment once so I’ll be arrested at the airport”
Countering the Texas law by making every comments section non-functional and effectively fixing the internet
@geesehoward You can afford a morning? In this economy? Must be nice.
The older I get, the more likely I am to cry real tears when LCD Soundsystem’s _All My Friends_ plays.
@heartles Used to call myself the human battery at work because of all the lithium I take until they told me to cut it out
@stux It's like a Nintendo DS, in Mastodon form!
@selfsame “Liberating mangos,” while seemingly a pornographic phrase, is actually your moral imperative
- Pronouns
- he etc
- Secrets?
- Yes, very deep and mysterious past
- Cool?
- Extremely
Admin
Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
NOTE
Click to add note
Joined Dec 2018
