Lord of Goblin World @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

At one point in everyone’s life they’ve got to grow up and do things themselves. The tortillas might get a little sad they’re losing their baby but they’ll get over it.

Pliny

This train knows how to party

He lives in a bucket

Naya says goodnight

One year ago I got in trouble for saying “eez nuts” over and over at dinner

It me

Tomorrow! Tomorrow is chicky chicky parm parm day!

Trader Joe’s has furikake now so guess what’s been sprinkled on all my food recently

My dingus dog says hello and goodbye

Which one of youse goons enabled satan?

This is where he was. This is the region behind the boat where an adult man was putting on overalls last week.

We’re ready for bed!

Not my finest moment but he wasn’t eating what we made him so he got the Thai food white rice box.

“White rice” was the first two word phrase he ever spoke.

Prancin' around

Mullet Guard, what secrets do you hide?

Thus far, the true star of the impeachment trial has been MULLET GUARD

This dog has been in physical contact with me for 18 of the last 24 hours and still she craves more touch. I need my space, dog.

There are good shitposts on Mastodon, but not Nextdoor-quality shitposts.

Science fact of the day: the dog skeleton of the dog is made of dog bones dog dog dog