Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

Fuck you, I’m an American and I will flush several bath towels as it is my right

*eyes pan over to cartoon of Hitler*

I’d best rethink my life

Warning labels like this are what gets kids involved in the casual abuse of prescription medications

Don’t mind her. New couch goofin’.

My old high school nickname

Thinking about them beans

Which one of youse goons did this

Calm your nuts, Roy, it’s just a loaf of bread

The most appropriate name for this dude

Hell yes samTrans just keeps getting better. Free transfers! No more out of SF fee! As a transit aficionado this pleases me.

I made a lot of friends at work today with my chutney Pringles

Finally, torrential rainfall for 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴.

The first Tooter

Yo dogggg

We put more bullets in your happiness, now you can shoot more people. Happy.

I-um...what?

Whoa whoa whoa this is a family street

I could not find the be bisexual or phone charging store

Here are some Chennai dogs

Tag yourself I’m #AGroupOfChildrenaccompaniedby1-2Adults

Check out this cool dog