Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

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I don’t understand cryptocurrency

It’s me, your dumb fat dad, here taking pictures to show mom what I look like in the clothes she picked out on the way to the office

Hello, it’s now time for treats

New meme format

The compulsive hand kisser has logged on

The journey is long, but it’s nice

I guess they’re just HANDING OUT tickets to the ILLUMINATI now?

Sleepy dog is having a regular Sunday night

LET’S ALL ENJOY THE PISS PARADE

Put a Glaceon in a gym before bed and came back to 𝓔𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓔 𝓢𝓠𝓤𝓐𝓓 #pokemongo

Ah yes, pokemon_name_0495. My favorite. #pokemongo

The rug peer onner has logged in, and wants to know where your rugs are for completely innocent reasons

On the one hand, kids are a lot of work. On the other hand, you can put a bucket on their heads and watch them walk into walls.

Be warned: Paul will try to buck you off like a bull when you jump off your bike and onto his back.

Keep honking
I’m Slaking

I don't want to do it, I want to live here forever. The goblins understand me. The goblins sustain me.

My bus is running late so enjoy this truck shitpost

Pretty sure the Forbidden Goblin Knowledge would blow my computer's mind

No, Italian-American Frankenstein was the doctor’s name. You’re thinking of Italian-American Frankenstein’s American/Italian Monster.