Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

Calm your nuts, Roy, it’s just a loaf of bread

The most appropriate name for this dude

Hell yes samTrans just keeps getting better. Free transfers! No more out of SF fee! As a transit aficionado this pleases me.

I made a lot of friends at work today with my chutney Pringles

Finally, torrential rainfall for 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴.

The first Tooter

Yo dogggg

We put more bullets in your happiness, now you can shoot more people. Happy.

I-um...what?

Whoa whoa whoa this is a family street

I could not find the be bisexual or phone charging store

Here are some Chennai dogs

Tag yourself I’m #AGroupOfChildrenaccompaniedby1-2Adults

Check out this cool dog

The TV has been on pause for hours. I don’t know why this woman is angry but she is now my friend.

Garbage Crows love to eat garbage

We’ve got the holes if you’ve got the cash

I found them. I found the Millennials.

I ate a “Gordita”

There’s this distinctly Indian shopping place called a “mall”