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The first picture of me tagged on Facebook. I was following the Mountain Goats down the west coast leg of their Get Lonely tour IIRC.

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Thoughts at 3:30 AM: why are all these lemons here? Is this some sort of lemon party?

You, a fool: I like to drink cola! It’s a sparkly treat!
Me, a genius: COLA FLAVORED SPARKLING WATER

Fun to own my own instance and watch metrics. Nice and steady climb in the Postgres cache.

What will I do for my first NYE as a dad? Make dad jokes, chuckle, find bargains, cook two New York strips with mushrooms, supplement the kid’s dinner with latkes and watermelon (he can eat those better), fall asleep before 10:00.

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Toot! A Jason Scheirer Instance

This is my instance.