At one point in everyone’s life they’ve got to grow up and do things themselves. The tortillas might get a little sad they’re losing their baby but they’ll get over it.

One year ago I got in trouble for saying “eez nuts” over and over at dinner

Trader Joe’s has furikake now so guess what’s been sprinkled on all my food recently

This is where he was. This is the region behind the boat where an adult man was putting on overalls last week.

dads.cool is down, dad content 

This dog has been in physical contact with me for 18 of the last 24 hours and still she craves more touch. I need my space, dog.

Science fact of the day: the dog skeleton of the dog is made of dog bones dog dog dog

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