Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
- Pronouns
- he etc
- Secrets?
- Yes, very deep and mysterious past
- Cool?
- Extremely
Admin
Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
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Joined Dec 2018
My number one tip to convince ladies to do sex on you is to drive a nice car
Termite sex, variation on an advertisement trope, deliberate misinterpretation of something for comedic purposes
My queen is dead
I only want to fuck
I'm just glad Ubuntu is courting the "likes human balls" crowd
Linux
I'm a joy to work with and a consummate professional in my commit messages
I don't know if it's the fact that it's "blockchain" based, the prevalence of banned YouTubers, cryptocurrency bros, and NoFappers on it or their incompetently served email campaigns but I can't help but think Odysee is a giant clown car of weird libertarians who are (thankfully) left to their own devices far away from polite society.
I’m using the notes app wrong because it’s not full of dumb ideas or questionable poetry
Art
“Let’s let local high schoolers paint the utility boxes around town! Turn these bland eyesores into pieces of public art!”
Local high schoolers: “I want to provide my community with NIGHTMARES”
CW: Blond lady stock photo
Why does the 1-800-Flowers app look like a dating site?
- Pronouns
- he etc
- Secrets?
- Yes, very deep and mysterious past
- Cool?
- Extremely
Admin
Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
NOTE
Click to add note
Joined Dec 2018
