Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

THE RADICAL EGALITARIAN POLITICS OF WEIRD AL’S “UHF”

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2019/04/the-radical-egalitarian-politics-of-weird-als-uhf

We made too much meat on Sunday so we’re doing 3 days in a row of the same meat in different forms. Last night was taco. Tonight is sandwiches. Tomorrow is fried rice.

The disciple learns life lessons from the master. Important lessons, like drinking from puddles on the ground and barking at the front door when people walk by. Someday the child will grow up into a very shitty, very yappy dog.

What kind of garbage-ass morals are TV teaching your children today?

I’ve seen two pairs of baby shoes on my feed. Let’s get this baby shoes train going!

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Never not thinking about Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

Doctor Seuss gets into some Eldritch God Forbidden Knowledge in his books.

Checking in at the bar around the corner from my house

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This is the only Linux book in my bookshelf. Yeah, I’ve been known to make my own packages. I’ve been known to update-alternatives. You could say I’m a #debian #gentleman and I guarantee my headwear is not a #fedora or even a #red #hat. Haters can apt-get a life. Debian since 1999.

Am I doing it right?

This is _essentially_ what Scrooge McDuck was getting at with the money bin, right?

Now that’s a cool band name

The first picture of me tagged on Facebook. I was following the Mountain Goats down the west coast leg of their Get Lonely tour IIRC.

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@jasonscheirer

Sleepy baby #mastodogs

My sister refuses to be a lead content creator