EC, deliberately bad photography 

Put a Glaceon in a gym before bed and came back to 𝓔𝓔𝓥𝓔𝓔 𝓢𝓠𝓤𝓐𝓓

The rug peer onner has logged in, and wants to know where your rugs are for completely innocent reasons

On the one hand, kids are a lot of work. On the other hand, you can put a bucket on their heads and watch them walk into walls.

Be warned: Paul will try to buck you off like a bull when you jump off your bike and onto his back.

I don't want to do it, I want to live here forever. The goblins understand me. The goblins sustain me.

No, Italian-American Frankenstein was the doctor’s name. You’re thinking of Italian-American Frankenstein’s American/Italian Monster.

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Toot! A Jason Scheirer Instance

This is my instance.