Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

This is _essentially_ what Scrooge McDuck was getting at with the money bin, right?

Now that’s a cool band name

The first picture of me tagged on Facebook. I was following the Mountain Goats down the west coast leg of their Get Lonely tour IIRC.

EEZNUTZ

@jasonscheirer

Sleepy baby #mastodogs

My sister refuses to be a lead content creator

@jasonscheirer also enjoys the hair dryer

The dog cleans up any formula he gets on the ground (which is a lot)

Baby like baby bagel

Drawing on my dog, as a bit

Totally normal sign to have in an elevator

NEW BART NEW BART NEW BART 🎵NEEEEW BAAAAART🎵

Here’s a money saving tip: instead of costly toys, give your children what they really want (USB cables).

Thoughts at 3:30 AM: why are all these lemons here? Is this some sort of lemon party?

You, a fool: I like to drink cola! It’s a sparkly treat!
Me, a genius: COLA FLAVORED SPARKLING WATER

Love too be a replaceable part in capitalism

Fun to own my own instance and watch metrics. Nice and steady climb in the Postgres cache.

Flashback to the coolest thing I ever saw.

What will I do for my first NYE as a dad? Make dad jokes, chuckle, find bargains, cook two New York strips with mushrooms, supplement the kid’s dinner with latkes and watermelon (he can eat those better), fall asleep before 10:00.