Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
- Pronouns
- he etc
- Secrets?
- Yes, very deep and mysterious past
- Cool?
- Extremely
Admin
Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
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Joined Dec 2018
Linux
I'm a joy to work with and a consummate professional in my commit messages
I don't know if it's the fact that it's "blockchain" based, the prevalence of banned YouTubers, cryptocurrency bros, and NoFappers on it or their incompetently served email campaigns but I can't help but think Odysee is a giant clown car of weird libertarians who are (thankfully) left to their own devices far away from polite society.
I’m using the notes app wrong because it’s not full of dumb ideas or questionable poetry
Art
“Let’s let local high schoolers paint the utility boxes around town! Turn these bland eyesores into pieces of public art!”
Local high schoolers: “I want to provide my community with NIGHTMARES”
CW: Blond lady stock photo
Why does the 1-800-Flowers app look like a dating site?
Talking about computers
All these years I was all "how the hell do people know what they can do to an app with Applescript?" and today I discovered `File | Open Library...` in the Script Editor app.
This is what you get on your third date with me
I have done you the favor of saving you the work of having to go through a chart to determine which vibes I give off as well as determining the vibes for you, as I am a charitable person.
The best thing about working for idiotic startups with no future is the socks
“Happy birthday?” Noooo
“It’s your day!” That’s shit
“Congratulations!” Pandering
Genius brain:
CW: Cartoon monster face with EC
I've always been a bad person. Cf. my Outlook profile image at my job in 2012 as well as a "funny" coke bottle I shopped in 2014.
- Pronouns
- he etc
- Secrets?
- Yes, very deep and mysterious past
- Cool?
- Extremely
Admin
Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
NOTE
Click to add note
Joined Dec 2018
