Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

These are gonna make some amazing tacos

This week: cars
Next week: clouds
Week after: the cruel void
Next month: the psych ward attendants

Armour Ave Trash never disappoints

Can check

I’ve been inside for too long

I’ve caught it. I’ve caught the elusive limited edition green Coronavirus.

A three year old punchline as a bit, as a bit, on my phone

Your tortillas are here

Naya the dog says hello, you jerks

Now my damn ass bus app telling me when to cum

I guess you guys are investing in real estate now

The jealous of the baby monster has logged on

Now we’re eating right out of the rice cooker

He’s finally to the point where he will eat bread (admittedly it is some sugar injected brioche bullshit)

I mean this is what we’re supposed to do for dinner, chalupas are better than this, right?

The AirTrain stop at the new long term parking structure is coming along nicely

Every work Slack needs this custom emoji

At one point in everyone’s life they’ve got to grow up and do things themselves. The tortillas might get a little sad they’re losing their baby but they’ll get over it.

Pliny