Amazon coming in with some bold suggestions for me and a completely sensible idea for an outfit

Pokémon and Rocky Horror and swears 

Fuckin’ Columbia-ass Owl Demon

As the token Indian household on the block we are obligated to go all out for Holi and Diwali every year

My number one tip to convince ladies to do sex on you is to drive a nice car

Termite sex, variation on an advertisement trope, deliberate misinterpretation of something for comedic purposes 

My queen is dead

I only want to fuck

Linux 

I'm a joy to work with and a consummate professional in my commit messages

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