Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

The 💅🏻 makes sense because I use it ironically so much, but I don’t recall using 🌹 any time recently

That sounds delightful, Swarm, but I’ve got things to do.

God damn this is depressing: https://eand.co/why-dont-americans-know-how-to-think-clearly-about-capitalism-18d85e54e8f0

You can keep it, Sheila

I thought we needed the moon

Finally caught a Ho-Oh like a year and a half after they were cool. It’s not even a very buff one. #pokemongo

CW: A bagel

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This monster is 1 today so I’m taking the day off work

THE RADICAL EGALITARIAN POLITICS OF WEIRD AL’S “UHF”

https://www.currentaffairs.org/2019/04/the-radical-egalitarian-politics-of-weird-als-uhf

We made too much meat on Sunday so we’re doing 3 days in a row of the same meat in different forms. Last night was taco. Tonight is sandwiches. Tomorrow is fried rice.

The disciple learns life lessons from the master. Important lessons, like drinking from puddles on the ground and barking at the front door when people walk by. Someday the child will grow up into a very shitty, very yappy dog.

What kind of garbage-ass morals are TV teaching your children today?

I’ve seen two pairs of baby shoes on my feed. Let’s get this baby shoes train going!

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https://toot.jasonscheirer.com/media/UFTRNpYEAQdJ-XbDLrk https://toot.jasonscheirer.com/media/wybOh-N-KBsINX0RZ80

Never not thinking about Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death