Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

Playing First Day of My Life to my kid

As the token Indian household on the block we are obligated to go all out for Holi and Diwali every year

I'm doing it!!!!!!

These grew in our yard

Leave it to Nextdoor to get real, real dark.

I am covered in Bidooves

Being married to me is a laugh a minute

My queen is dead

I only want to fuck

CW: a bug

I'm just glad Ubuntu is courting the "likes human balls" crowd

Solomon-ass sandwich shop

I found it. I found the ponk.

I'm a joy to work with and a consummate professional in my commit messages

I don't know if it's the fact that it's "blockchain" based, the prevalence of banned YouTubers, cryptocurrency bros, and NoFappers on it or their incompetently served email campaigns but I can't help but think Odysee is a giant clown car of weird libertarians who are (thankfully) left to their own devices far away from polite society.

I’m using the notes app wrong because it’s not full of dumb ideas or questionable poetry