Food, tummy troubles, being a bad husband
Me, when my wife is home: "I have no idea why my acid reflux keeps coming back, I'm doing everything my GI doctor told me to."
Me, when my wife is away: "A sensible lunch is a bag of pork rinds with an entire bottle of Tapatio."
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