My GI scheduled me for an ultrasound to look for gallstones but the only place in the clinic with a machine is the OB/GYN so I’m gonna sit in the waiting room and point at my giant gut and screech “Yours is temporary! Mine is forever!” at the terrified expectant mothers.

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Toot! A Jason Scheirer Instance

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