*looking out the window on Interstate 5*
Me: That guy walking along the side of the road looks like he’s wearing a hospital gown.
*we pass a hospital a quarter mile later*
Me: Oh, that’s what he’s walking away from. Should I call someone?
*seeing a McNugget at the bottom of a McDonald’s bag*
Me: He’ll be fine.
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