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I can no longer afford to (daily) cover my full nude body in 16 pounds of flour, a 10 dozen egg egg wash, roll around in a kiddie pool filled with $300 of bread crumbs, then walk 4000 feet to the 101 off-ramp and yell "please make me delicious and crispy" to cars full of people who just want to go home.

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Toot! A Jason Scheirer Instance

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