Talking about food the way techbros talk about tech 

You: I love Campbell's chicken soup

Me, parachuting into your mentions: make your own soup, it's not hard

You: I don't want to

Me: you just need chicken wings, carrots, celery, onions, garlic— put it all in your slow cooker

You: I don't have one

Me: you need one! A good one is only about $100

You: I just want Campbell's

Me: uh, ok, but you really don't know what goes into it, it's not safe. Don't complain when you get sick

Talking about food the way techbros talk about tech 

@Louisa unironically I live with two chefs and we had this exact conversation

Talking about food the way techbros talk about tech 

@Aleums @Louisa You just need a salt vacuum

Talking about food the way techbros talk about tech 

@jasonscheirer @Aleums ha, they're called potatoes 😌

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Talking about food the way techbros talk about tech 

@Louisa @Aleums there are no problems anymore

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