Am I grossly underqualified to be your life coach? Will I encourage you to engage in self-destructive behaviors? Will I not only tell you to do drugs but to also buy some for me too? Will I teach you to replace your meditation routine with dropping bricks from a highway pedestrian overpass? Will I turn you against friends, family, even God(s)?
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