*petting my dog, getting close to the ear* oh god, is that... *feels a familiar round, plump shape* ...how did you get a tick? You’re an inside dog! *fishing it out of the fur* ...it’s a pinto bean! You have beans matted in your dang fur!
@jasonscheirer was it a dry bean, or cooked, or... ?
@littleBilham it was cooked, like from a plate of Mexican rice and beans
@jasonscheirer glad to hear that it's not just fresh bean sprouts growing out of the fur
@littleBilham If my dog were a bean farm I would be a rich bean tycoon and I could afford to hire someone else to pet/harvest her
This is my instance.