*petting my dog, getting close to the ear* oh god, is that... *feels a familiar round, plump shape* did you get a tick? You’re an inside dog! *fishing it out of the fur*’s a pinto bean! You have beans matted in your dang fur!

@jasonscheirer glad to hear that it's not just fresh bean sprouts growing out of the fur

@littleBilham If my dog were a bean farm I would be a rich bean tycoon and I could afford to hire someone else to pet/harvest her

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