I’m sorry to announce that after consulting with my family and my large angry god that I have decided not to run for president of the United States in the 2020 election.

Checked my army. The fact it's non-existent, combined with the fact I'm not allowed to run in the United States makes I'm not going to be the president of the USA.
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Toot! A Jason Scheirer Instance

This is my instance.