Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
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- Yes, very deep and mysterious past
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- Extremely
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Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
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I am filled with beautiful translucent crystals, like a geode, and I post about horrible things
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After Ratatouille was released in theaters, it became law in 38 states that all traps must have tiny propane grills and spice racks placed next to them so as to distract/spare any rats with any cooking aptitude. It’s referred to as “Remy’s Law” in most places and was the direct outcome of an organized, nationwide letter writing campaign.
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Stop eating what you're eating and throw it out the window right now! It'll be fun!
Sponsored by raccoons
Vosotros as a service
@everyone I farted
I did not brace myself for the fact that getting my yearly dumpster from the county would be the unifying event for the block, welcome to old
Holy fuck, this is the best excuse to never visit my in-laws: “I can’t fly to Texas, I deleted a comment once so I’ll be arrested at the airport”
Countering the Texas law by making every comments section non-functional and effectively fixing the internet
The older I get, the more likely I am to cry real tears when LCD Soundsystem’s _All My Friends_ plays.
Amazon coming in with some bold suggestions for me and a completely sensible idea for an outfit
One thing that's a little disconcerting is the latest Ebiten uses DirectX by default and for some reason that dropped the framerates of my in-progress game from a constant, aggressive 60 to about 35 with lots of skips so I might have to be forever pinned to this version of Ebiten.
Turned on my personal PC for the first time in a month; spent an hour installing updates, DDUing the broken non-Lenovo NVidia GPU driver, upgrading my Steam library/VS Code/Golang/etc and then got in a good 5 minutes of gaming. Aw yeah.
I'm "yelled at Alexander Skarsgård at Coachella for blocking my view of Mumford and Sons" levels of white
I'm "used Livejournal as a dating site" years old
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I am filled with beautiful translucent crystals, like a geode, and I post about horrible things
Welp, goodbye Twitter account
Hello my name is Glordon Registrare and I’m your neighborhood-elected Person of Grease. Please remember to keep me in mind for any jobs you have that require a certified grease stain or dirty handprints.
Hello my name is Chanlg Dumptress and I’m here to teach you about what happens to the human body during Mercury Poisoning
My neck, my back, my kitty cat attack
Star Wars
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Chinggis Khan, happy life
One of the formative moments of my childhood was in Sunday school when a person who had 'repented' has us kids smash his 'worldly' record collection. It was mostly hard metal and I remember feeling super guilty stomping this particular record because it had a badass dragon on the cover and I wanted to take the cover home with me but the pastor made me stomp it.
- Pronouns
- he etc
- Secrets?
- Yes, very deep and mysterious past
- Cool?
- Extremely
Admin
Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
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Joined Dec 2018
