Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

"sorry I missed that meeting, I was listening to one band's entire discography to decide which 15 of their hundreds of songs about growing up are their best ones"

Uhhhhhh

This is Terry Fresh and you are listening to Gross Air.

"Boba teas nuts!" - me, trying to finish the bit even after they already punched me in the face and broke my nose for dipping into such a tired joke again

press f to pay respects

I can’t believe Chris Pratt is fucking dead

The Bryce Youngquist of pornhub (not actually lewd)

boost this and I'll assign you an rpg trinket* until I can't think of any more trinkets**

* a simple item lightly touched by mystery

**as above, but plural

I know I've floated this idea before, but I want to keep it circulating: what if, instead of work, sleep

If ur not willing to shed ur meat suit and make spooky click clack noises with me to freak out the neighbors then we can’t date.

Vampire Weekend? More like Vampire Weakass haha gotem

(lays down on the floor and just sighs heavily)

reminder that the laws of australia override the laws of math

"The laws of mathematics are very commendable, but the only law that applies in Australia is the law of Australia"

-- Malcolm Turnbull (Prime Minister at the time)

tired: compressing audio

wired: companding audio

Got my BRAIN LIGHTS in and My BRIPE is HOT