Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

After Ratatouille was released in theaters, it became law in 38 states that all traps must have tiny propane grills and spice racks placed next to them so as to distract/spare any rats with any cooking aptitude. It’s referred to as “Remy’s Law” in most places and was the direct outcome of an organized, nationwide letter writing campaign.

Stop eating what you're eating and throw it out the window right now! It'll be fun!

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🎶Quit spraying glaze on my pots🎶

Manana, the Man-Banana

Here’s my take: I’m against it

Sent a link to Two Trucks on the work Slack before noon, guess I'm already done for the day

Thinking back to my trip to Korea a few years ago and remembering my favorite person was this guy that stopped me on the street and with all of his 20-years-ago-high-school-English mustered the sentence "you...are...very...fat!" and I grabbed my stomach and laughed and he laughed and then we went our separate ways.

A ginger ale sounds good right now

No

Making my fortune with the 66% keyboard, a 65% keyboard with separate escape/~ keys

I’m sorry, you’re talking to someone who beat the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app *twice* out of spite. I’m too fabulous for this shit.