Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

Seeing all these toots about winding down for the weekend and waiting to finish cooking the baby dinner and put him to bed before I can have a vodka with sparkling lime water

When “student loan forgiveness” scammers call you, keep in mind the amount you tell them you owe should be under $8 million dollars (based on my experience)

Sorry toot.jasonscheirer was down, I thought they were bluffing when they said they'd shut down my server just because I "stopped paying for it with a valid credit card."

I really need to get my shit together with things like this before I can be trusted to admin a multi-person instance.

Earthened quake

Sub; toot toot

A lot of interesting people are at the self-service car wash on a Sunday afternoon.

I will not be giving examples.

Here is the boring talk I gave last night: https://github.com/jasonbot/python-meetup-2019-10-09/blob/master/slides.md

I don’t understand cryptocurrency

Is anyone gay for Spider-Man?

As a boring-ass person the most interesting thing I’ve learned in the past year is a ^ over a vowel in French means “there used to be an ‘s’ after this”

It’s me, your dumb fat dad, here taking pictures to show mom what I look like in the clothes she picked out on the way to the office

Hello, it’s now time for treats

25 years ago, John Chipotle had a simple dream: to get diarrhea whenever and wherever he wanted. Today we honor that dream.

Sponsored by Chipotle

🦇BAT PRIDE POST🦇

Things bats have contributed to society:

* Lithium-Ion Batteries
* Batter
* Butter
* Bat grease
* Batman
* Classical era Greek poetry
* Dodge Charger
* Bat fever
* Bat fever vaccine
* Vaccine resistant bat fever
* Tony down at the liquor store
* The letter W

So the next time someone says “What have bats ever done for _me_?” you can respond with “These made up things. We should be kissing our bats, not deporting them to the Dark Realm.”

#bats #dontdeportbats #tony

This Uber pool is taking the scenic route through the cemeteries of Colma and I shit you not I just saw a headstone that just said “Juicy” on it

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