Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

Bife acebolado was tasty

I've got the afternoon to myself! Where should I go for lunch?

The rug peer onner has logged in, and wants to know where your rugs are for completely innocent reasons

On the one hand, kids are a lot of work. On the other hand, you can put a bucket on their heads and watch them walk into walls.

Happy Star Wars day may the twelbthlh be wilth youlth

Be warned: Paul will try to buck you off like a bull when you jump off your bike and onto his back.

@OCRbot

Keep honking
I’m Slaking

I don't want to do it, I want to live here forever. The goblins understand me. The goblins sustain me.

I didn't accidentally tell anyone to "Have a Happy 9/11" so the day is a success.

Large egg

Our cleansing comes from the north in the form of 30-50000 feral hogs: https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/world/u-s-warns-of-feral-hogs-approaching-country-from-canada-1.4587298

My bus is running late so enjoy this truck shitpost

A crumble is haunting Internet—the crumble of Mastodon.

Pretty sure the Forbidden Goblin Knowledge would blow my computer's mind

Nature is reclaiming San Francisco before the people are even driven out and it’s kind of rad: https://www.sfexaminer.com/the-city/two-mountain-lion-sightings-reported-in-san-francisco/

😎Holnk if ur horney😎

Now to play the “sleep on the bus but try not to sleep through your stop” game. I’ve been losing at it a lot lately.