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@jasonscheirer @pig @burgin

Hello I have converted this into a backus naur form grammar.

<G> ::= Gay <J>
<G> ::= Geoff
<J> ::= Jean <G>
<J> ::= Jeoff

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Jason Scheirer  

@jasonscheirer this tastes awful, by the way

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Jason Scheirer  

You, a fool: I like to drink cola! It’s a sparkly treat!
Me, a genius: COLA FLAVORED SPARKLING WATER

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dirt  

Me, doing boring shit at work: i'm hot, i shouldn't have to do this

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Jason Scheirer  

I love living in the Bay Area, technology capital of the world. Living in such an advanced place has advantages such as *checks notes* an entire city not having electricity for 36 hours?

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Jason Scheirer  

In a world where pizza is illegal

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Starwall [Bass Boosted]  

one time in elementary school I got a whole bus of kids to chant "PEER PRESSURE, PEER PRESSURE, PEER PRESSURE!" and frankly there's absolutely nothing more powerful than a crowd of children that knows EXACTLY what they're doing

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Jason Scheirer  

I’m at the point where the cough is strong enough to set off the gag reflex so now I get the pleasant surprise of a mouth full of vomit every fifth cough or so.

This winter’s cold and flu season has been, for me, sheer unadulterated majesty.

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Jason Scheirer  

I pooped a little

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Jason Scheirer  

Flashback to the coolest thing I ever saw.

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Jason Scheirer  

I pooped a little

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will  

This guy’s Boston accent is legit. I’m not sure where he’s from, but my guess is Waltham

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peptostate :horsiefied:  
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Your Internet Friend  

jeff bezos getting divorced proves that he hates all unions

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Jason Scheirer  

Love too be a replaceable part in capitalism

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Jason Scheirer  

I’ve had this cold long enough that I’ve established a favorite cough syrup.

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jackdaw_ruiz :mastodon:  

folks i have a plan to hoodwink some of these Very Online libertarians. just hear me out, here.

what if... :thinkhappy: :thinkhappy:

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It's Going Down (Unofficial)  

Policing isn't just a system that solidifies the class and racial order - it also big business.

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Every lesbian  

vaporwave lesbian

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koala monger  

I think that frogs are magical and spend their nights making mushrooms grow

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