When “student loan forgiveness” scammers call you, keep in mind the amount you tell them you owe should be under $8 million dollars (based on my experience)

Sorry toot.jasonscheirer was down, I thought they were bluffing when they said they'd shut down my server just because I "stopped paying for it with a valid credit card."

I really need to get my shit together with things like this before I can be trusted to admin a multi-person instance.

A lot of interesting people are at the self-service car wash on a Sunday afternoon.

I will not be giving examples.

if i were me i would simply be able to keep a schedule instead of being a disaster

As a boring-ass person the most interesting thing I’ve learned in the past year is a ^ over a vowel in French means “there used to be an ‘s’ after this”

The IWW (Industrial Workers of the World) have an important message for you at work this Monday:


Respect yourselves, protect yourselves

The hours are long,
the pay is small,
so take your time,
and buck them all.


Did your boss work for every penny of his paycheck, or is some of that coming from your labor? Remember that the next time you think about "working hard:" you aren't paid for all the work you do anyway; why give away more for free?

EC, deliberately bad photography 

25 years ago, John Chipotle had a simple dream: to get diarrhea whenever and wherever he wanted. Today we honor that dream.

:sponsored: Sponsored by Chipotle


Things bats have contributed to society:

* Lithium-Ion Batteries
* Batter
* Butter
* Bat grease
* Batman
* Classical era Greek poetry
* Dodge Charger
* Bat fever
* Bat fever vaccine
* Vaccine resistant bat fever
* Tony down at the liquor store
* The letter W

So the next time someone says “What have bats ever done for _me_?” you can respond with “These made up things. We should be kissing our bats, not deporting them to the Dark Realm.”

This Uber pool is taking the scenic route through the cemeteries of Colma and I shit you not I just saw a headstone that just said “Juicy” on it

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Toot! A Jason Scheirer Instance

This is my instance.