Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
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- Secrets?
- Yes, very deep and mysterious past
- Cool?
- Extremely
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Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
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Joined Dec 2018
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After Ratatouille was released in theaters, it became law in 38 states that all traps must have tiny propane grills and spice racks placed next to them so as to distract/spare any rats with any cooking aptitude. It’s referred to as “Remy’s Law” in most places and was the direct outcome of an organized, nationwide letter writing campaign.
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Stop eating what you're eating and throw it out the window right now! It'll be fun!
Sponsored by raccoons
crazy summer fever dream
There was a rash of mass shootings throughout the world and it turns out all the guns were provided by America and then this mental illness took hold where people would give up and stop breathing and die so people figured out how to make improvised respirators with spare electronics to force each other to keep breathing
My number one tip to convince ladies to do sex on you is to drive a nice car
Luxurious, silky, pearlescent revenge
I am a product of heretofore unknown wild energies and curses
From the makers of office supplies: Office Supplements. They help your office get a boner.
Alc
The distinction online between the content created by a drunk millennial and a sober boomer is so so small
I got some buns, they are holding my legs on my body, they’re great #butt
Clownbernetes
I, for one, am thrilled that July 1 is Bidoof day
Add 1356 5954 0793 on Pokémon Go #pokemongo
The greatest interactive multimedia experience you’ve ever seen, now on a 3 CD-ROM collectors’ set
Engaging in interactions
ATTENTION ALL:
I have nothing to say
My love languages are incomprehensible ululating and late 2000s reality TV
Seriously considering buying tickets for the Voodoo Glow Skulls
You bet your ass I’m back on my sitting on a bus bullshit
Success by choice
Moist by medical condition
Angry by politics
Gently rolled in rice flour by recipe
Legend by destiny
- Pronouns
- he etc
- Secrets?
- Yes, very deep and mysterious past
- Cool?
- Extremely
Admin
Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
NOTE
Click to add note
Joined Dec 2018
