Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
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- Yes, very deep and mysterious past
- Cool?
- Extremely
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Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
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After Ratatouille was released in theaters, it became law in 38 states that all traps must have tiny propane grills and spice racks placed next to them so as to distract/spare any rats with any cooking aptitude. It’s referred to as “Remy’s Law” in most places and was the direct outcome of an organized, nationwide letter writing campaign.
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Stop eating what you're eating and throw it out the window right now! It'll be fun!
Sponsored by raccoons
Probably the best thing about hallucinating shadow people in an extended fever dream is having your lizard brain reveal to you every place it fears shadow people could infiltrate your house
As the token Indian household on the block we are obligated to go all out for Holi and Diwali every year
“How do you feel about NerdWallet going public?”
“Well, nobody I know actually bought their options”
Figured out how to do some interesting tricks using Porter-Duff blends. Someday I will be a real game programmer!
Imagine: crabs?
🎶Quit spraying glaze on my pots🎶
Manana, the Man-Banana
Here’s my take: I’m against it
Sent a link to Two Trucks on the work Slack before noon, guess I'm already done for the day
Thinking back to my trip to Korea a few years ago and remembering my favorite person was this guy that stopped me on the street and with all of his 20-years-ago-high-school-English mustered the sentence "you...are...very...fat!" and I grabbed my stomach and laughed and he laughed and then we went our separate ways.
Ginger Ale
A ginger ale sounds good right now
Making my fortune with the 66% keyboard, a 65% keyboard with separate escape/~ keys
Getting old is neat in that staying out at the neighbor's house until 11:00 and splitting a bottle of wine results in spectacular tummy troubles and exhaustion the next day
Awake at 2:45 AM AMA but be aware I will probably be asleep in 5 minutes
I’m sorry, you’re talking to someone who beat the Kim Kardashian: Hollywood app *twice* out of spite. I’m too fabulous for this shit.
My new hit single “Knee Deep in your Eyes, Elbow Deep in your Heart”
1 mile of walking = 10 minutes of uncontrolled diarrhea when you get home
- Pronouns
- he etc
- Secrets?
- Yes, very deep and mysterious past
- Cool?
- Extremely
Admin
Where there was only one set of footprints
That's where I found this sick ass dirtbike and rode away, nerrrrrrrd
NOTE
Click to add note
Joined Dec 2018
