Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

First day titles on the next gen Nintendo console:

• Donkey Kong reboot
• Shenmue 4
• Mario is Missing! 2
• Cooking Mama Ultimate Collection
• Kirby: Waffle Stomp
• Capcom vs. Tetris
• Wario in Prison
• Bisbee, Arizona Games

Their response the superior hardware of the next gen is the same Nintendo quality gameplay we’ve come to love.

Being married is a good time

Oi mis huevos

“Every genius you let move to America is a genius you deprive the host country of having”

Even as a Xenophobe it’s advantageous to be pro-immigration. You want those geniuses becoming American and working for American companies so they aren’t seeding native industries abroad.

Technically it’s “oh god cut it out leave me alone”’s monster

The main flaw with AI pearl clutching is fearing that something that smart would want or seek an active role in anything. I’m guessing any self-aware artificial intelligence wouldn’t give a shit about optimizing or fixing any broken system and would be satisfied just engineering the solution and get bored before the implementation. It’d probably be the computer mind equivalent of a stoner.

I was in school from 2001-2005 (when tuitions hockeysticked from $800/qr to $2400/qr) and my professors at the end only issued problems for homework that spanned 4+ editions and specified them and Coke still had that free iTunes song promotion going on where I could tilt the bottle and see if it won and then strip the song of DRM and you could still pirate songs from shared iTunes libraries on people’s laptops in the commons WiFi.

Well now I feel semi-obligated to host an open instance, dammit.

Choo choo all aboard the convenience store vape train

I have no problem with ending civilization

Dearest void,

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Kind regards, me

Have you played my shitty game? https://jasonbot.itch.io/jumpbear

Yes if you hit esc a few times you can edit the source

Scramblin eggs for bronkfest, swing on by if you want any

Moose (ft Rob Thomas)

Flowl’s Moving Testicles

Howl’s Mover Shaker

Growl’s Mortar/Pestle

Drove a car today and listened to NPR and there’s nothing like the smooth, calming sound of white liberals telling me our democracy is collapsing in on itself but there are two sides to the issue. Let’s turn to our reporter in Arkansas who is here to tell us what these angry rednecks think about city folk.

I used to have this recurring dream where I woke up in a hospital after a failed suicide attempt and surrounding me were all my family and friends. When they realized I was awake, they all started yelling at me and calling me a selfish asshole and I felt so, so embarrassed.

PG&E stands for Penis, ‘Gina and Esshole