Jason Scheirer @jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com

I talk about diarrhea a lot but that’s only because of my constant diarrhea

🎵I don't want a lot for Christmas🎵
🎵Just revenge on everyone🎵
🎵Hear them plead and cry for mercy🎵
🎵Make them pay for what they’ve done🎵
🎵I just want destruction reaped from what they sow🎵
🎵Powdered bones underfoot like snow🎵
🎵Make my wish come true🎵
🎵All I want for Christmas you’ll rue🎵

Calm your nuts, Roy, it’s just a loaf of bread

My brain is bad and the fact that I have to watch this dumb sketch several times a year is evidence of such: https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/hamm-and-buble/n12695

Balls

The most appropriate name for this dude

https://youtu.be/WchseC9aKTU for those of you not in the know

🎵Two trucks having sex🎵

Hell yes samTrans just keeps getting better. Free transfers! No more out of SF fee! As a transit aficionado this pleases me.

I made a lot of friends at work today with my chutney Pringles

Pokémon opinion: the plural of Bidoof is Bidooves

Finally, torrential rainfall for 𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘴.

The first Tooter

Yo dogggg

We put more bullets in your happiness, now you can shoot more people. Happy.

I-um...what?

Whoa whoa whoa this is a family street

I could not find the be bisexual or phone charging store

Here are some Chennai dogs

Tag yourself I’m #AGroupOfChildrenaccompaniedby1-2Adults